I used to sleep on a lamb's wool beanbag next to an electric space heater. That's my territory, I'm an *indoor* dog.
I starred in twenty-two consecutive Doggy Chow commercials. Look at me now, I couldn't land an audition.
I was the lead mascot for an undefeated high school baseball team. I lost all my spirit, I'm depressing.
I only ask for what I've always had, a balanced diet, regular grooming, and a general physical once a year.
You're talking like a bunch of housebroken... pets.
You don't ...